Age 1
Females: She is so beautiful. She's gonna break some hearts when she grows up.
Males: He's a stubborn one. He's gonna be a fighter when he grows up.
Age 5
Females: Such a little princess! Maybe we should sign you up for dance lessons.
Males: What a fierce throw! Maybe we should sign you up for t-ball.
Age10
Females: Nobody is gonna want to be your friend if you keep acting like that.
Males: Stop whining and start acting like a man.
Age 16
Females: How many prom dresses have you tried on already?
Males: How many colleges have you applied to already?
Age 21
Females: Looking good. Have you lost weight?
Males: I hear you're thinking about law school next?
Age 40
Females: She’s brilliant and she’s dedicated. She’s tough . . . she also happens to be, by far, the best-looking attorney general.
Males: He's brilliant. He's tough.
Age 60
Females: Are you looking forward to having more time with your grandkids when you retire?
Males: Are you looking forward to hitting the golf course when you retire?
Age 80
Females: She's still so beautiful. I bet she broke some hearts in her lifetime.
Males: He's a stubborn one. I bet he was a fighter when he was younger.
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